im dead but also like yeah someone pls check up on steve

He was busy stroking out last night. Game 7 rendered him speechless. Or very vocal of you listened to his recap


Gingers Get All the Fun


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“Oh Jameson,” Tyler teases like he’s calling one of the dogs.

Jamie pads back into the kitchen where Tyler is texting while their salmon finishes cooking in the oven.

“What up, pup?” Jamie teases back, grabbing a beer from the fridge.

Tyler smiles devilishly, “Freddie wants to use their favorite toy and he isn’t quite as thick as our previous hunts.”

“Is it Marner?” Jamie replies, and Tyler nods. Jamie laughs with a wide-eyed look of shock on his face. “I’ll break him in two!”

“Mind if I send Freddie advance warning and allow him to back out?” Tyler replies sincerely.

“Sure, what are you sending?” Jamie asks then takes a drag off a beer.

“The dick pic I took in Cabo,” Tyler answers nonchalantly as he hits the send button. Jamie sputters the beer but ultimately nods.

Words: 4635, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 26 of You Bag Him, I’ll Tag Him

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Freddie really is the daddy for the Leafs