Hockey Players and Their Likely Reactions to RPF About Them
Evgeni Malkin – Annoyed when people write him as a bottom
Gabriel Landeskog – Proud of how many people have written about him
Alexander Ovechkin – Thinks it’s hilarious, brags about it
Nathan McKinnon – Blushes
Sidney Crosby – Refuses to own a computer, makes his agent block all fanfic sites on his phone so he can’t be tricked into clicking a link
Auston Matthews – Annoyed
Mitch Marner – Thinks it’s hilarious that Auston is annoyed, sends him links constantly
Jamie Benn – Confused, endlessly embarrassed that the Bunching Mox tweet now means everyone thinks he’s gay
Jordie Benn – Thinks it’s hilarious, keeps sending Jamie screenshots that reference the Bunching Mox tweet
Tyler Seguin – Has jacked off at least once to fic about himself
Claude Giroux – Utterly indifferent, but likes that people think his suits are hideous
Andrew Shaw – “Hell yeah people want to think about me having sex”
Jonathan Toews – Bewilderment
Patrick Kane – Reluctantly gets it
I can see this
