Hockey Players and Their Likely Reactions to RPF About Them

Evgeni Malkin – Annoyed when people write him as a bottom

Gabriel Landeskog – Proud of how many people have written about him

Alexander Ovechkin – Thinks it’s hilarious, brags about it

Nathan McKinnon – Blushes

Sidney Crosby – Refuses to own a computer, makes his agent block all fanfic sites on his phone so he can’t be tricked into clicking a link

Auston Matthews – Annoyed

Mitch Marner – Thinks it’s hilarious that Auston is annoyed, sends him links constantly

Jamie Benn – Confused, endlessly embarrassed that the Bunching Mox tweet now means everyone thinks he’s gay

Jordie Benn – Thinks it’s hilarious, keeps sending Jamie screenshots that reference the Bunching Mox tweet

Tyler Seguin – Has jacked off at least once to fic about himself

Claude Giroux – Utterly indifferent, but likes that people think his suits are hideous

Andrew Shaw – “Hell yeah people want to think about me having sex”

Jonathan Toews – Bewilderment

Patrick Kane – Reluctantly gets it

I can see this

My hubs and I were watching game 7 last night and this commercial came on?

Husband: I’ll bet they’re bi.

Me: I’m 100% sure they are dating!

Gingers Get All the Fun


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“Oh Jameson,” Tyler teases like he’s calling one of the dogs.

Jamie pads back into the kitchen where Tyler is texting while their salmon finishes cooking in the oven.

“What up, pup?” Jamie teases back, grabbing a beer from the fridge.

Tyler smiles devilishly, “Freddie wants to use their favorite toy and he isn’t quite as thick as our previous hunts.”

“Is it Marner?” Jamie replies, and Tyler nods. Jamie laughs with a wide-eyed look of shock on his face. “I’ll break him in two!”

“Mind if I send Freddie advance warning and allow him to back out?” Tyler replies sincerely.

“Sure, what are you sending?” Jamie asks then takes a drag off a beer.

“The dick pic I took in Cabo,” Tyler answers nonchalantly as he hits the send button. Jamie sputters the beer but ultimately nods.

Words: 4635, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 26 of You Bag Him, I’ll Tag Him

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Freddie really is the daddy for the Leafs