Send me a ship and I’ll tell you…
- Which one sexts like a straight white boy?
- Which one cried during a fucking disney movie?
- Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave?
- Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing?
- Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner?
- Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon?
- Who laughs more during sex?
- WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON?