I speak that unique blend of of all three, plus Pennsylvania Dutch and Coal Country dialect.
I guess I better never move to Minnesota, though. No one would have any idea what I was saying.
I hate going anywhere besides Minnesota or North Dakota because I get super self conscious about my dumbass accident. I mean, I WANT to go everywhere I can, but everyone can tell I’m from Minnesota.
I took this one other time and got Buffalo, Rochester, and Grand Rapids.
There really IS a lake effect dialect.
It was actually one of the things they kept criticizing me for in official reviews at the library in Ohio: my voice tone. I don’t sound like a bland Midwesterner and it pissed them off.